Autobiography of Blue

“Mom, what does it feel like to…hone?”

“Well, for me, the first time it happened so fast I hardly knew I had honed. And after that it was more repitition than anything else. Oh my young one, your cone is changing and you feel unsure.”

“How would you know what it’s like? You’ve been married to Daddy for so long!”

“I was a young cone myself once. Before I met Beldar, I was very attracted to a young Thorasian forger, and as far as I was concerned, there was no other life force in the universe that mattered. But then he got a job working at a volcano complex on some moon in the Petunius cluster. I never saw him again, and it broke my blood valve chamber.”

-Coneheads